Homer retard Meme Generator
You open the group chat to announce you've finally taken up running. You have bought the shoes, the watch and a very serious bottle. The run itself is scheduled for "after the weekend", and everyone has heard that one before.
Your flatmate walks in and you are mid-snack, standing at the open fridge at 1 a.m. with the light on your face and a whole cheesecake in your hands. Neither of you says anything for a while. Then one of you says "oh, you're home?"
The project is late, so you explain at length why it was always going to be late. The printer, the weather, the other department, a mysterious update. The one thing never mentioned is the three weeks spent doing nothing about it.
You hold up a drawing, a joke or a haircut and wait for praise. The reply is a distracted "mm, nice" from someone who has not looked up from their phone.
Why it caught on: the picture is Homer Simpson from *The Simpsons*, caught wide-eyed with his mouth open and his hands raised like claws. It was captioned in a "look Marge, I'm a..." format, where the top line names a type of person and the bottom line puts a stock complaint in their mouth. In the late 2010s it was used mostly for political jokes. The stereotypes were liberals and Democrats as overexcited, quick to blame Russia and ruled by their feelings, plus millennials as convinced they are special. Anyone could swap in a new target in ten seconds, which kept it going.
Best Homer retard posts
- look marge! i'm a millenial! / "i'm special!"
- Democrats in 2016: "Trump is crazy and will use nukes to blow up the world!" / Democrats in 2018: "If you don't give up your guns, we'll nuke you!"
- look marge, i'm the oscars! / "what's the deal with donald trump!?"
- hey marge, look i'm hillary / the russians stole my emails
- You're home? / Fuck!
- look marge! / i'm a meme!
- look marge / I'm blaming Putin
- look marge, i'm a liberal / "but muh feelings!!"
- oh look / cod: ghost has dynamic fish
- look marge, i'm jimmy kimmel after a mass shooting / "muh gun control"
- What if I told you / doughnuts come from trees?
- Jasen Reasbeck / I shoot steroids so the won’t notice my worm dick!
- VSSR JASEN REASBECK SO DESPERATE / He uses his business to hire girls so he can meet them
- rolling in the / d'oh
- look marge, i'm shigeru miyamoto! / "muh motion controls!!!"
- look, marge! I'm making a meme! / what if i told you....
- Look marge / I'm from Victoria
- look marge / i'm michael bay
- Look marge i'm the / media and i cant take Trump tweeting
- Oh no President Trump said bad things / I'm a libtardo I need a safe space!