high/drunk guy Meme Generator
Two in the morning in someone's kitchen, and a mate holds up a fork and tells you that it's just a tiny spoon with ambitions. Nobody argues. Three people nod slowly like a great truth has been shared.
You are on the sofa at a gathering that peaked an hour ago. Somebody wonders aloud whether the ceiling is the floor of the people upstairs. You now cannot stop thinking about the neighbours' feet.
The takeaway arrives and the whole room goes quiet. A man who has not spoken for forty minutes describes the garlic sauce as "a hug, but for your mouth". The delivery driver has already left.
Walking home, someone points at the moon and asks who is in charge of it. You say nobody. He looks at you as though you have ruined something.
Why it caught on: the picture shows a young man with heavy-lidded eyes and a lopsided, dreamy smile, the look of someone with a thought that is about to change everything. People captioned it with half-baked "deep" observations, often with garbled spelling, and the format spread because everyone has either said the profound nonsense or sat politely through it.
Best high/drunk guy posts
- Dude / Your shadow looks so much like you
- HOW HIGH ARE YOU? / NO OFFICER ITS HI, HOW ARE YOU
- Color is like / flavor for your eyeballs
- carry mhristmas / and happy yew near
- let's / joke some smoints
- ARE YOU HAVING DINNER OR JUST POPCORN? / YES
- dude, winter is like / one huge fridge.
- can you smell / what color that is?
- put youre phone / in my number dude
- 13/13/13 / WILL BE CRAZY
- I'm not slurring / I'm talking in cursive
- Did you fall from heaven / because have sex with me
- My favorite color is / seven
- JOHN, ARE YOU AS DRUNK AS I AM / WHO'S I AM
- HEY ASS / NICE GIRL
- dude if you understand what im talking about / then you understand what im talking about
- Dude give me a sip / of that pie
- i would like to thank myself / cause without myself, i would'nt be me
- I like her hair / I WONDER IF THE CARPET MATCHES her pubes
- dude, that painting / is so loud