GRUMPY CAT ON CHRISTMAS Meme Generator
The office Secret Santa is announced in October. By the second week of November someone has put up tinsel, and you've already been asked to contribute £5 for a gift you will never see. You nod. You contribute.
Your aunt asks, for the fourth year running, whether you've "got anyone special yet". She asks it over a paper hat and a lukewarm sprout. You say you're very happy as you are. Nobody believes you, least of all the gravy.
Christmas Eve, 11pm, and the shop is down to its last three items: a single pine-scented candle, a novelty mug and a calendar from 2019. You buy all three. Somebody is getting a very personal gift.
The relatives arrive at ten, stay until midnight, and leave a trail of foil, crumbs and unsolicited opinions on your life choices. You wave from the doorway, smiling, already counting the days until January.
Why it caught on: the picture shows Tardar Sauce, the cat known as Grumpy Cat, whose permanently sour face came from feline dwarfism and an underbite. Her owner's brother posted photos of her on Reddit in September 2012, and the scowl went round the world within days. Christmas was the obvious season for it, since a cat that looks unimpressed by everything is the perfect messenger for the forced cheer of the holidays, and people captioned her in front of wreaths and poinsettias with their own seasonal grievances.
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- ho ho ho! / meowrry kiss my ass
- Hohoho...! / Fucking Satan Claus.
- SILENT NIGHT? / GOOD!
- World Gonna End. No Christmas / GOOD
- Please / Save me
- Larrry know, Lary know, Larrry now... / Meow, meow, meow...
- I wish you / Be happy this f'cking year!
- christmas / a time to pretend you like your relatives!
- How many of my friends will be snoozed for the month of December / Bring on the Elf on the shelf pics and let see!! 😂
- Look
- Here comes / Santa Tosh
- I saw mommy kissing santa claus / who knew santa was a mofo?
- "I saw mUmmy kissing Santa Claus" / your mother is a whore.
- LOL
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- It's beginning to look a lot like / Lockdown
- 🐐🐐🐐 / 🐐
- It's beginning to look a lot like / no
- Santa Vladimir Vladimirovici / Put out :-)))
- Are you happy? / memegenerator. net/ christmas-tree-cat