Grumpy cat good Meme Generator
Your phone buzzes at 6:58 on a Monday. The alarm is set for 7:00. You lie there in the two minutes you have left and feel nothing but quiet contempt for the day, the week and the sun.
A colleague says "Good morning!" in a voice that suggests they slept well and have plans. You nod once. It costs you more than the entire previous quarter.
Someone announces a team-building afternoon with "fun for everyone". You say you'll try to make it. You are already composing the excuse, and it involves a dentist you do not have.
Your mate says "cheer up, it might never happen". It has already happened. It is happening now, in this very pub, and he is the one standing in your light.
Why it caught on: the picture shows Tardar Sauce, a cat from Arizona whose permanent scowl came from feline dwarfism and an underbite. Her owner's brother posted the photo to Reddit in September 2012, and it spread within days. The captions were always a bored, miserable "no" to anything cheerful, which is what many people feel before their first coffee, and the cat became a media star with books, merchandise and a TV film.
Best Grumpy cat good posts
- the next time i see justin beiber in the news / it better be because he's dead
- Happy New Year / One year closer to death
- i wish i were an octopus / so i could slap 8 people at once
- It's 2014? / I hate it already
- So, you mean to tell me the NSA is spying on me? / Finally! A part of the government that actually listens to people.
- Humanity's biggest problem / HUMANS!
- What doesn't kill you / Makes me angry
- My status offended you? / Good
- the problem with some people / is that they exist
- You like games? / You should try russian roulette.
- WHAT DOESN'T KILL / YOU MAKES ME ANGRY
- grandma got ran over by a reindeer / Good! hit her again!
- very funny / scaring cats with a cucumber
- O CHRISTMAS TREE, O CHRISTMAS TREE, / YOUR ORNAMENTS ARE HISTORY
- It is your birthday? / good. now you are one year closer to death.
- I tired eating healthy. / Vegetarians taste awful.
- What doesn't kill you / disappoints me
- Hahahaaah! / memegenerator. net/ instance/ 86079176/ birth-is-good
- you dont know you are beautiful / because you are not
- My neighbours listen to metalcore / Whether they want to or not