Gordon Ramsay Meme Generator
Your flatmate serves "roast chicken" at half nine, after everyone has said they're fine, honestly, no rush. You cut into it. It's pink at the bone, and there is a long silence while you hunt for something polite to say.
The microwave pings, the lasagne steams on top, and the middle is still a block of ice. You've reheated it twice. It's now both burnt and frozen, which seems like it should be impossible.
Someone at the barbecue announces the burgers are "basically done". They are black outside and wobbling within. Everyone eats the bread and a bit of cheese and says it was lovely.
Your mate sends a photo of his first attempt at risotto with the caption "how'd I do?" It's crunchy rice in a puddle. You type four replies, delete them all, and send a thumbs-up.
Why it caught on: the picture is Gordon Ramsay, the British chef, known worldwide for shouting at kitchens on television shows like Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares. Fans turned his fury into a format: an insult about food so undercooked it has become something else entirely, with the punchline borrowed from a video game, a cartoon or a film. It spread because anyone can write one, and a bad plate of food is a perfect excuse.
Best Gordon Ramsay posts
- you used so much oil / the united states wants to invade the plate
- This chicken is so uncooked / That a skilled vet could still save it
- This meat is so rare / I threw a masterball at it
- This mushroom is so raw / That it says "Your princess is in another castle"
- This CRab Is So Raw / It opened a Restaurant in Bikini Bottom
- I've seen enough hentai to know / that this squid is fucking undercooked
- Gordon Ramsay / The only man who has told a woman to get out of the kitchen
- This bacon is so raw / It's about to start singing hakuna matata
- This beef is so undercooked / its starting to eat the salad
- At least Hitler / Could use an Oven
- The horse is so undercooked / its starring in sex and the city 3
- one does not simply / burn water
- the risotto is so unfinished / that ea tried to publsih it
- THIS RABBIT IS SO UNDERCOOKED / IT ATE A FUCKING CARROT AND SAID "WHAT'S UP DOC?"
- monday night raw / is not a restaurant theme
- This octopus is so raw / It's still raping a japanese school girl
- This Steak is so black / it tried to steal my bike
- This fish is sO raw / It's finding nemo!
- there's so many bits in this orange juice / i'm going to be shitting tangerines!
- THIS CHICKEN IS SO RAW / IT STILL WANTS TO FIGHT PETER GRIFFIN