Good News Everyone Meme Generator
The wine is on the table, the in-laws are on their way, and your flatmate announces the oven has been broken since Tuesday. You stand there holding a raw chicken like a man who has been handed a baby.
The team meeting is called "quick update". You walk in thinking it's a rota change. Forty minutes later you are the only one who has learned anything, and it is that the Friday deadline is now Wednesday.
Your landlord emails: "Great news, we're making improvements to the building." The improvements are scaffolding across your window, a drill at 7 a.m. and a rent review attached as a PDF.
You've been cooking for an hour and the smoke alarm is going. A voice from the sofa says the takeaway has just arrived, and you stare at the pan, which looks a lot worse now.
Why it caught on: the picture is Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, the elderly, bald, bespectacled inventor from the animated series *Futurama*, who opens each mission with the line "Good news, everyone!". The catch is that the news is nearly always awful, so people borrowed the opening line and put the reveal underneath, whether it was a sacking, a loveseat or a forgotten train of thought.
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Best Good News Everyone posts
- Good News, Everyone; / You're All Fired!
- good news everyone / i'm not going to barf
- good news everyone / jeryhn is outside of the temple.
- Good news everyone, our sofa is here... / Bad news everyone, it's a loveseat!
- good news everyone / got into york
- good news everyone! / I forgot what i was going to say
- One cannot just simply de-turbo a car by removing it's turbo
- gOOD NEWS EVERYONE / DROPCANVAS.COM
- Good news everyone / My cat likes dubstep
- Good news, everyone! / We're all screwed!
- Good news everyone! / It's Friday
- Good news everyone / We just might be failing over for realz!!!!
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- Good News Everyone / My dad is on the front page of imdb's website
- Good news everyone / the fuckwall is up
- Good news everyone / Technically I'm still alive
- GOOD NEWS EVERYONE / THE LEGION'S END DRAWS NEAR
- Good News Everyone / Practice is In MU.2 Of Music Suite
- good news everyone / face eating cures cancer
- GOOD NEWS EVERYONE / CITI-BUILD PVP IS ALMOST READY TO OPEN