Good Guy Jesus Meme Generator
The server crashes at 2am and the one who fixes it never mentions it afterwards. Your flatmate quietly takes the bins out for the third week running, and nobody says a word. You just notice the bags are gone.
You lose a match in the last minute through sheer lag, shrug it off, and stay in the lobby. Someone else is shouting at the router. You are fine. You will be back next round.
A friend you fell out with years ago turns up on a social feed. You look at the add button for a while. Then you press it, and the message that follows is not an apology, just "hey, been a while".
At the dinner table everyone talks about the spoilers they've been dodging. One person has read the whole book and the last page, and says nothing. You owe them a drink and they know it.
Why it caught on: the picture is a digitally painted, smiling, bearded figure in a pale hood, with a cigarette-like object at the corner of his mouth, watermarked with a website address in the corner. It was captioned in the "Good Guy" style of advice animal memes, where a figure of reputation behaves with unexpected patience and kindness, and the humour is the casual modern twist: respawning after three days, adding Judas on Facebook, not giving away spoilers. It spread because the setup fits any template and the punchline is always gentle.
Best Good Guy Jesus posts
- respawns after 3 days / doesn't complain about lag
- finds judas on facebook / adds him to Friends list
- Isn't in "god tier" / Doesn't mind
- u don't believe in him / he believes in you
- It's his birthday / you get the gifts
- RESPAWNS AFTER 3 DAYS / DOESN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT LAG
- travels with a prostitute / stays in friendzone
- Knows about everything / doesn't give away spoilers
- knows who will betray him / he's not telling
- gets crucified / forgives everybody.
- You are atheist / he stills love you
- watches you screw up your life / is still there for you when nobody else is
- they see me miraclin' / they prayin'
- It's his birthday / doesn't brag about it
- Has two dads / not a gay couple
- Respawns after 3 days / does'nt complain about lag
- knows that Judas will betray him / offers him dinner
- lead character in most famous book ever / doesn't make a sequel
- Dies for your sins / doesnt bring it up later
- friend has too much wine / turn his wine into water