George Carlin Meme Generator
George Carlin is one of Meme Generator's memes, with 344 posts.
Best George Carlin posts
- we were tempered in raw shit!
- and the big red white and blue dildo / was rammed up the American people's asses on a daily basis forever and evermore..... The End
- realize how smart some people actually are / how how stupid they sound when they try to be funny !
- Truth syrum doesn't work / because a smart enough person can rigg the answers in there subconscious
- fighting for peace / is like fucking for virginity
- Fuck the fucking / fuckers
- Rat Shit Bat Shit Dirty OLD TWAT 69 ASSHOLES TIED IN A KNOT LIZARD SHIT / fUCK
- "THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S GOODS" / THIS ONE IS JUST PLAIN FUCKIN' STUPID. COVETING YOUR NEIGHBORS GOODS IS WHAT KEEPS THE ECONOMY GOING.
- "Why is that people who are against abortion / are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place."
- KIDS HAVE TO BE WARNED / THAT THERE'S BULLSHIT COMING DOWN THE ROAD
- fucker tucker; tucker sucks / and fuck tucker's friend kyle
- realize how much people know / and realize your only hearing a very small fraction of it
- better a foolish wit / then a witish fool !
- We have no more old people in this country, / no more old people. We ship them all away and we brought in these senior citizens. Isn't that a typical 20th Century American phrase? Bloodless, lifeless. No pulse in one of them. A senior citizen.
- How's that Science project coming along Justin? / Fuck you,dad. You simple-minded prick!
- have a happy birthday
- todd & kyle wanted to be here to wish you a happy birthday / but they've been banished to the island of goofy names. have a great day!
- The only difference between me and a voter / is that on election day, after i get done masturbating, I've got a little something to show for it.
- Spit on the sidewalk, $50 fine / Vomiting is free!
- Democracy: Where any two idiots / OUTVOTE A GENIUS.