Gay Richard Simmons Meme Generator
Someone in the group chat says "this one's a bit of a stretch" about the quarterly targets. Within ninety seconds the same person has found a second meaning, and the thread never recovers. Nobody asked for it, and everybody read it twice.
At the doctor's, the receptionist cheerfully says "we'll see what we find". You have a face for this, and you also have a cousin who will ask about it at Sunday lunch and has the joke ready before you've sat down.
A colleague reads the order out loud: "five of us, one big table, we'll need something filling." You see it coming from across the room, and so does everyone else. You stare at your sandwich and wait for the silence to break.
Your friend sets up a perfectly innocent sentence with a long, confident pause. You know where it's going and you let it go there anyway. Nobody is ever ready for the second line, and that is the whole appeal.
Why it caught on: the picture is a glossy, smiling portrait of a man with a tight curly perm and a sparkly blue vest on a golden backdrop, and its bright, wholesome look made it ideal for a two-line setup with a crude punchline. The caption template did the rest, and anyone could write a sentence that turned halfway through. The stereotype behind it was the caricature of a gay man as flamboyant and permanently thinking about sex, which is what most of the original captions leaned on.
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Best Gay Richard Simmons posts
- Don't take it to heart / take it up the ass
- I could care less about Chick-fil-a / it takes five guys to satisfy me
- memegenerator / go fuck yourself
- Gets colonoscopy / Finally finds car keys
- i love when men undo their pants / and deal me a meal
- how many dicks does it take to fill up my ass? / as many as you can fit! you can do it!
- gets colonoscopy / finds amelia earhart's Airplane
- made workout tapes / out of shape
- what about stiking it out / and letting me cuddle it?
- there is some powerful / faggotry at work here
- HELLO I AM NICK WILLIAMS / AND I AM VERY GAY
- me on top smiling like this / making japanese girl sounds while fucking you
- eats breakfast / at the crack of don
- neighbor boy / get in my bummy
- hey guys, wear loose shorts with no underwear / so I can see your balls during exersize
- jesus said fall on your knees / so I obeyed, enthusiastically
- ate five guys / then went out for dinner
- happy birthday shawn! / i'll do some birthday squats just for you!
- It's your birthday / And you're a homo
- Welcome to the toyota drivers club / big boy...