evil toddler kid2 Meme Generator
Your toddler is "asleep" on the sofa, eyes shut, breathing a touch too evenly. He is waiting for the lift upstairs, and he has no intention of ever walking to bed again.
The babysitter arrives at seven with a bag of crisps and a confident smile. By five past, you are the villain of the evening, and a small person in the hallway is having the time of his life.
Something small and quiet has gone wrong in the living room. Nobody saw it happen. The culprit is sitting very still in the middle of the carpet, grinning like a man who has read the whole situation and liked it.
Every toy car in the house has been parked, in a neat row, at the top of the stairs. You find out at 2am, in the dark, on your way to the loo, one slow step at a time.
Why it caught on: the picture shows a chubby toddler in a red plaid shirt, squinting and grinning on a lawn, with his hands clasped as if he has just hatched a plan. Captioned as the "evil toddler", he became the face of small-scale mischief, from hidden messes to carefully planned chaos. Everyone has met a child who looks exactly this pleased and then has to go and find out why.
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Best evil toddler kid2 posts
- Hee he...daddy just flirted with the neighbor / mommy saw it...this is going to get good
- I'll pretend to be sleeping / so they'll carry me to bed
- my face / when my parents leave me with the babysitter
- I shit my diaper / Lol
- i went pee pee / ..but i'm not telling you where
- i found a pile of shit under your bed / i put it there...
- I WILL STORE MY TOY CARS / ON THE STAIRS
- tells a buddhist / yolo
- MOMMY JUST CHANGED MY DIAPER / SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE IT AGAIN
- turns of his computer / before windows says it's safe
- I want to hug you till you feel better / Then fart on your pillow
- Tell my black friends I support obama / but voted for romney
- i'll pretend to be sleeping / so they'll carry me to bed
- I told them I saw the moon / but I didn't
- when i get older i will pretend to practice the tuba / and i will really be sitting in my room, farting in a microphone
- oops / sorry about that skate at the top of the stairs
- I secretly shat / in Mummy's closet.
- a democracy? / you really believe that?
- My face when / I'm home alone.
- When she thinks your not paying attention and asks you a question / but you answer the question correct