Evil kermit Meme Generator
You told yourself you'd stay out of the group chat drama this year. Then someone types "no offence, but" and you are already drafting a reply, with full punctuation, because this one deserves it.
It's 1 a.m. and you have work in the morning. The sensible option is obvious and sitting right there. You open one more tab, then another, and now you're reading a forty-minute video essay about bridges.
The oven is still on from dinner and you're lying on the sofa. Getting up feels like a lot. Somewhere in your head a small voice suggests the oven can look after itself, and for a good minute you almost agree.
You said one drink, and you meant it. Then the bottle is on the table, there is a third of it left, and it seems rude to leave it lonely.
Why it caught on: the picture shows Kermit the Frog, the Muppets' green puppet, turned sideways and facing a dark hooded figure that is his own darker self, taken from a scene in a Muppets film. People captioned it with a sensible resolution from Kermit and a worse suggestion from the figure in the hood. It spread because everyone has an inner voice that waits for the perfect moment to give bad advice, and it always gets its way.
Best Evil kermit posts
- Me: I'm gonna stay out of drama this year / Also me: Start some Drama
- I should turn the burner off on the stove top. / Fuck it. Let it burn! Have the whole house burn down
- your evil you drink milk from the carton / i am you **pulls down hood**
- evil kermet:''hello im the darkside of you'' / Kermit:''no you are not" *slaps*
- Me: Man I really have to get this work done now. / Also me: Nah I want to masturbate now.
- Me: Im going to sleep / Inner me: Nah this meme war is to fire right now
- Yes, young fuckwalker / cum over to the dick side
- Me: Time to stop drinking and sleep / Also me: Finish the bottle of rum
- when you realize you have a twin brother / but you seen him before
- Me: I'm so happy in my relationship / Inner me: text your ex to see if she's thinking about you
- my wife asking why i'm dressed up / My answer may the force be with you
- Me: Im gonna do homework now since school is done! / Inner me:..we both know your gonna procrastinate until the last minute
- me: gunna start this diet / also me: youll last a week at best
- Me: Just design what the client wants / Inner Me: Fuck that he dont know anything
- it's a cute cat / kill it because it's evil
- say "but that's none of my business" again / i dare you, i double dare you
- Me: I shouldn't eat xo's chicken wings / Also me: Eat them all. You deserve it.
- Gonna play the drill as written. / Take that shit up an octave.
- Not confuse students with remedies this year / Blended Learning, long manual, no teaching and blogs
- me: i need to study so i can pass my exams / me to me: 9gag is love, 9gag is live