Drake Hotline Bling Meme Generator
You have a deadline on Friday and a free evening on Wednesday. You spend it dreading the work in a low, theatrical way. Then a friend texts "pub?" and the dread turns out to have been optional all along.
Your savings sit in an account earning almost nothing, which is sensible and dull. Then a man at a barbecue explains a stock that "can't go down". By Monday you're reading about leverage in bed, entirely sure of yourself.
The form is due on the first of the month. You know this, and you've known it for weeks. You do it on the last possible evening, with a dying laptop and a password you reset twice, and call it a system.
The recruiter says they'll be in touch by Friday. Three weeks later you have a polite rejection, a LinkedIn "congratulations on your new role" from them, and a vague sense that your CV has been forwarded somewhere you'll never see.
Why it caught on: the pictures are two frames from the video for Drake's "Hotline Bling", directed by Director X and released in October 2015. In both he wears an orange puffer jacket against a bright yellow-orange wall, one frame waving something away and the other pointing in approval. Within weeks people were putting their own rejected and preferred options in the two panels. It spread because any choice fits it, from the sensible option to the one you actually pick.
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Best Drake Hotline Bling posts
- Other streams / My Stream
- Liberty Biberty Commercials / Limu Emu and Doug Commercials
- Writing my feelings in a diary / Writing my feelings in a journal so Rodrick won’t read it
- Carving a scary face into a pumpkin / Carving my electricity bill into a pumpkin
- Using a bookmark / Remembering the page by the exact shape of the coffee stain
- Reading the 1972 US-Soviet space agreement / Scrolling straight to “I agree to the Terms and Conditions”
- Getting points by making memes / Getting points by upvoting memes
- Meme without "mfs" in it / mfs when i use mf
- Setting a normal alarm / Asking the smart speaker to announce my failures at 7:00 a.m.
- Date the boring person who will treat you right / Date the toxic person who will mistreat you
- No / yes
- call a yellow smiley ball something generic / shout verity at the top of your lungs
- pumpkin catapult / kinetic-based projectile
- Studying hard / Studying hard
- Using the Dragon Balls to wish for world peace / Using the Dragon Balls to wish the microwave would stop beeping at 3 a.m.
- Baldi's basics is better than fundamental paper education / Gravity falls is better than baldi's basics
- actually relating to random people by upvoting their memes / upvoting the big imgflippers because why not
- Wait, its all the wrong meme? / Always has been
- letting ai make memes / Doing it yourself
- Teaching Epstein’s dog to fetch / Teaching Epstein’s dog to plead the Fifth