Craig would be so happy Meme Generator
Waiting for the shop to open, you tell yourself that if the one-in-four sarcastic message would just arrive with a tone marker on it, the whole group chat would calm down. It wouldn't. You still want the font.
A phone call from a number you don't know, in the middle of dinner, for the third time this week. You think that if the telemarketers could simply stop, you would be a calmer person. You answer anyway, in case it's the doctor.
The thought arrives at a modest scale: a work toilet that doesn't smell of anything, a date who turns up, a feed without one particular famous family in it. Just one small thing out of the long list, and life would be sorted.
Then there is the brighter, cheaper version: the apples are on offer, so the pay cut is survivable. The wish is always tiny and always sincere, and it's always sitting on top of a much larger problem that nobody is going to fix.
Why it caught on: the picture is Craig Tucker, a character from the animated series South Park, shown looking upwards with a hopeful, wide-eyed expression, holding a red folder, with a "Go Cows!" sign behind him. People captioned it with a modest wish on the top line and "I would be so happy" on the bottom, and it spread because the wish is always small, specific and a little bit doomed, which is exactly how everyday irritation feels.
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- If there was a font for sarcasm on the internet / I would be so happy.
- If people could just stop paying attention to Kim Kardashian / I would be so happy
- thank god apples are cheap / i can survive this income drop
- If people would downvote political candidate posts / I would be so happy
- if i can use the restroom at work with out it smelling like shit / I would be so happy
- If my wife just attempted to be nice to me / I would be so happy
- If i could just not get stood up by a girl one single time / I would be so happy
- if telemarketers would stop calling me / i would be so happy
- IF 9GAG HAD NIGHT MODE FOR DESKTOP VERSION / I WOULD BE SO HAPPY
- If I don't get woken up by a cockroach crawling over my ear again tonight / I would be soo happy
- If someone would leak "The Interview" / I would be so happy
- if people could provide sources and context for claims / I would be so happy
- If the fbi could keep investigating hillary while the irs audits trump / I would be so happy
- If someone could find a decent subtitled debate of Bill nye and ken ham / I'd be so happy
- If she would just call me / i would be so happy
- If you could give me a real hug / I would be sooooooo happy
- If I could use all of my grenade bandolier whilst jump jetting / I would be so happy
- If I could fill out my fafsa without it crashing / i would be so happy
- if more women would take a stand against Photoshop by releasing topless pictures / i would be so happy
- I would be so happy / The media would stop trying 2 make a race war cuz it's not gonna happen