Confused Bill Cosby Meme Generator
The group chat spent a week arguing about where to eat. You booked the place everyone picked. Now four people are asking why it isn't the other place, and not one of them voted.
Your flatmate says the heating bill is a disgrace. He then opens the window with the radiator on full, because it's "a bit stuffy". You stand in the hall holding the bill like evidence.
Someone orders a large burger meal with extra fries, then asks for a diet drink with a straight face, as if the maths works. The waiter says nothing. The table says nothing. The fries say plenty.
A colleague moans for six months that nobody listens to him. A meeting finally opens with "any thoughts?" and he mutes himself. You watch the little microphone icon and wonder what you are doing here.
Why it caught on: the picture shows a man in a flat cap and a rust-brown jacket, squinting in half-disgusted disbelief, and it was captioned in two lines: a "so you're telling me..." setup, then the contradiction it exposes. The face fits that rhythm perfectly, so the format spread to any hypocrisy people wanted to point out. Some captions leaned on the name in the title and went much darker, but the everyday ones are what travelled.
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Best Confused Bill Cosby posts
- for fucks sake, I'm "the coz" / you really think i needed to drug those white bitches?
- if it's your body and your choice / why am i the one paying for your abortion?
- so you got a double quarter pounder with cheese... / ...and a diet coke??
- So 84% of us disapprove of congress / but only 40% vote during the midterm elections?
- Trump has been saying all kinds of stupid and disgusting things the whole campaign / but now suddenly it's too much for you?
- so someone gets you a job and then you give that person shit / what is wrong with you
- So you're going to waste clean water / by dumping it on your head to avoid giving money to charity?
- so a white billionaire admits to sexual assault / And he still gets to run for president?!!!
- So you can get up early to stand in line on black fri / but you can't get up early to go for a run?
- sleeping pills / has a warehouse full of them
- you tried to bully someone and you got hurt / and you're complaining
- eating off the floor is considered nasty / but genitals in the mouth is okay?
- We're on the verge of becoming a police state / And you want the government to take away our guns
- so if you don't like him, his behavior is "creepy" / but if you do like him, his behavior is "mysterious"?
- you go to job interviews with your pants sagging and wonder why no one has hired you yet / you must be a special kind of stupid
- So, Facebook pics and post lead to arrest / but body cameras lead to mistrials and acquittals?!?!
- Blocking immigration is inhuman / but killing gays is not?
- drugs & alcohol / they do mix
- so you think income should be equal / but don't care about "work ethic" inequality
- not enough sleep meds / what the hell is she doing awake?