Computer kid Meme Generator
Your mate's Facebook is still logged in on the family laptop. You haven't even sat down properly and you've already decided what the status is going to say. The status is not kind.
The game launches at midnight, and at 00:01 the servers fall over. You refresh forty times, then go straight to the shop page and leave a one-star review. You never actually got to play it.
A pop-up says you've won a fifty-pound voucher. All it needs is a card number, and there's one in the wallet on the hallway table. For about ninety seconds you are the luckiest person alive.
The house is empty, the door is shut, and the browser history is, mercifully, not yet your problem. Every search has the same grin behind it: the sheer joy of being unsupervised.
Why it caught on: the picture is a stock-style photo of a boy with a spiky haircut grinning at a laptop, fist raised, and its original source is not known. It spread as a reaction image for the moment someone gets what they were after online, usually something they shouldn't have. People captioned it with gleeful, slightly dodgy triumphs, such as a first login, a free prize that is obviously a scam, or a parent's unlocked computer. It works because everyone remembers the thrill of first having a computer to themselves.
Best Computer kid posts
- Can“t log on Diablo iii one minute after release / Rate it on amazon with 1 Star
- someone forgot to log out his facebook / better post something about a small penis
- YES, / 3 PEOPLE LIVE IN MY AREA THAT WANT TO FUCK
- typing www.pornhub.com / found it
- gay porn / yes!!!
- IVE WON A FIFTY DOLLAR WALMART GIFTCARD FUCK YEA / ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GIVE THEM MY DADS CREDIT CARD.
- YES / DAD LEFT PORN ON
- GETs linked meatspin / bookmarks it for later
- Minecraft / Finnaly understood how to craft wooden planks
- OMFG / She replied
- sweet / i won a free ipod
- YAY I HAVE / FIVE FRIENDS
- Makes a cody meme / i'm i cool yet keifer?
- Just posted an lsc meme / this one's so funny
- FOUND A SITE WITH "FACTCHECK" IN THE NAME / NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH!
- yes! / found youtube!
- WATCHING PORN / HOT GIRL FROM MY TOWN WANTS TO MET ME
- conflicts in git / common interests
- LITTLE BOYS BE LIKE / YES MY DAD LEFT HIS PORNHUB OPEN
- i can see what niels is doing on his xbox / i'm a hacker