College Freshman Meme Generator
First week of term, and the group chat is already full of status updates about how brutal the course is. You have attended two lectures. One of them was the induction, and you spent it looking for the free pizza.
The first cold snap arrives and a whole corridor of first-years turns up in coats rated for the Arctic. Last week they were in shorts. Nobody has yet worked out what a jumper is for.
You swear on the first night that you'll all get through this together, the whole flat, no worries. By December half of the flat has gone quiet and one bed has been stripped. The kettle is still labelled with their name.
You sit in the front row to show you mean it, notebook open, pen clicked. Eleven minutes in, your chin is on your chest and the lecturer is speaking very gently so as not to wake you.
Why it caught on: the picture shows a smiling young man in a grey university hoodie, with a backpack, earbuds and a phone in his hand, looking thoroughly pleased with his first term. People captioned it as the College Freshman, the eager first-year whose confidence outruns his experience. The stereotype was the keen newcomer who talks big about hard work, dress codes and lasting friendships, then meets the reality of lectures and weather. It spread because anyone who has been to university remembers being that confident.
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Best College Freshman posts
- jokeS about being A starving college student / Has Unlimited swipes to cafeteria
- FIRST wEEK AT COLLEGE / POSTS STASUS ABOUT HOW HARD ENGINEERING IS
- engineering student / brings macbook to class
- Misses class / Brings doctors note
- "We're gonnna get through college together, no worries!" / Drops Out
- Temperature falls to 38 / Dresses like he's in a blizzard
- sits in front row / falls asleep
- Puff Puff Pass / Out
- takes out school loan of 165k / to major in philosophy
- DISCOVERS MEMES / TELLS THE WORLD
- "reddit is down because of sopa? I heard 4chan is a lot like redditt." / Dies
- I HATE SCHOOL / gets straight a's
- GETS DUMPED / JOINS A FRATERNITY
- splits 60 oz bottle with friends / kepps it on dorm room shelf all year
- Asks girl on a date / to the cafeteria
- Shows Up to class late / Smirks
- stoked to meet new people / walks everywhere with headphones on
- Brings acoustic guitar to dorm / only plays at most INCONVENIENT times
- Says he's from chicago / Really from the suburbs
- Turns 18, Goes to club for first time / 'likes' all the clubs in town on facebook to show how cool he is now.