Bane Meme Meme Generator
Your group chat has been planning the trip since March. On the morning of the flight, the one person who "had it all sorted" is still in bed. You have merely adopted the spreadsheet; they were born in the chaos, moulded by it.
The group project is due at nine. At 8:55 the only person who has read the brief appears and says, "Right, so what are we doing?" You nod slowly. You will carry this alone, and you will be calm about it.
You tell the group you'll be five minutes late. You arrive forty minutes late. Nobody says anything, because the lateness was never a surprise. It was a plan, and you were the last to find out.
Someone says the tiny font on the form was the problem. Someone else says the deadline was always Friday. Both of them are about to learn how the rest of the day is going to feel.
Why it caught on: the picture shows Bane, the masked villain played by Tom Hardy in the 2012 film *The Dark Knight Rises*. His muffled, theatrical speech in the film's trailers and scenes, such as "you merely adopted the dark", was quoted straight away, and people swapped in their own lines to make a mock-grand speech about small things. It spread because the format is easy to fill in: a calm opening line, a dramatic twist in the second, and almost any everyday annoyance becomes a villain's monologue.
Best Bane Meme posts
- When finals have kicked your...asses / then you have my permission to cry
- Hey slenderman! have another chair for your collection, you dick! / You can put it in the bathroom with the other one!
- I was born in the rain / You mearLy adapted to it
- When all i do is shine.... / you have my permission to die
- yOUR PUNISHEMENT MUST BE / IN YOUR REAR
- when ryz, seraven and colter are ashes / you have my permission to change the map
- colter killed ryz with 5 rockets in a bunker / his punishment must be more severe
- you merely adopted the library; / I WAS BORN IN IT, MOULDED BY IT.
- You think you're fat while pregnant? You simply adopted the fat! / I was born with it, molded with it! Didn't see skinny until I was already a woman!
- you merely adopted the library / i was born in it, moulded by it
- when when it is your birthday / you have my permission to drink pacificos
- Grounding is too good for you / your punishment must be more severe
- now that you're 18 / you have my permission to parttyyy
- it's me / Bane!
- Are you wondering why you're not winning this war? / Or perhaps you're wondering when i'm going to give you the alcoholic swab before the lethal injection
- after you catch them all / then you have my permission to get a life
- when the dogs stop freaking the fuck out / you have my permission to relax
- FACEPHONE
- You were adopted
- You merely adapted the internet / i was born in it