Badvice Derpy Meme Generator
Your mate is stuck at a crossroads: tell his boss what he really thinks, or sleep on it. The advice arrives in the cheeriest possible tone. Do it now, preferably by reply-all. He's still got a job, technically, for another forty minutes.
Someone in the group chat asks what to do about the printer jamming for the fourth time. The suggestion is to hit it, then hit it harder. It does not help, but it does feel fantastic.
You mention a minor problem, a wobbly shelf or a bad haircut or a flat tyre. Every suggestion makes it worse in a new and creative way. Nobody asked for a plan with this much enthusiasm and so little thought.
Midway through a crisis, the one person who really wants to help offers a muffin. It solves nothing. It is, to be fair, the only suggestion that doesn't make things worse.
Why it caught on: the picture is Derpy Hooves, a grey pegasus with a blonde mane and misaligned eyes from *My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic*. She began as a background pony, and fans took to her and linked her with muffins. Set against the yellow and grey sunburst of the advice-animal format, her sunny, vacant smile suited deliberately awful advice delivered with total confidence, and the setup was easy for anyone to caption.
Best Badvice Derpy posts
- bottom text / top text
- someone asks for nudes? / why not? nobody looks anyway.
- move a piano / drop it on the main character
- Lost your lightsaber? / Have a muffin
- Miss your freeway exit? / backup
- Delete system 32? / 32 less things to worry about.
- date a jew / make holocaust jokes in front of his family
- Butter stuck in the toaster? / Use a knife
- cocaine numbs the pain / stub your toe, bump some blow
- don't use birth control / the universe will make sure you don't get pregnant
- Zombies? / Go to the mall!
- trying to quit smoking? / try heroin instead
- STILL GOT CHECKS? / STILL GOT MONEY
- Need a problem to solve / create one where the princess has to come to the rescue
- being ignored? / type in caps when the mods are online
- PVP / In Tank Gear
- always put out forest fires / with gasoline
- tv remote has low battery? / just push the buttons harder
- no money? / Spend more!
- BULIMIA / TWICE THE TASTE, NO CALORIES