Ash Pedreiro Meme Generator
A mate at the pub has spent the whole evening working Pokémon into a chat-up line. He's proud of it. He tries it on the first person who looks his way, and she finishes her drink and leaves mid-sentence.
You type out a flirty text, spot the pun in the second line and delete the lot. Twenty minutes later you send "hey" instead. It gets a "lol, hi". That's the best result you've had all year.
Someone in the group chat says, "go on, say it to her." Your cousin, who knows every Pokémon by number and nothing else about people, takes this as a challenge. Everyone watches. Nobody will mention it at Christmas, and everyone will remember it.
At 2 a.m. the shared notes app holds a list of terrible puns written by three people who should know better. One of them reads "I'm just practising". None of them has the nerve to use any of it on a real person.
Why it caught on: the picture is a drawing of Ash Ketchum, the cap-wearing hero of Pokémon, redrawn with a leering grin and an exaggerated face. "Pedreiro" is Portuguese for bricklayer, which points at the stereotype behind the joke: the builder who wolf-whistles and shouts clumsy chat-up lines at passers-by. People kept the leer and swapped the builder's patter for Pokémon puns, and the format spread because every fandom has someone who can turn anything into a bad pickup line.
Best Ash Pedreiro posts
- u POKEMON? / can i peek-at-chu
- Hey there / you wanna see my poké balls
- I gotta axew a question Girl / You okay with ultra balls?
- Hey mart guy / this trainer needs a condom
- ay gurl, touch my cubone / its super effective
- I Pikachu in the shower / i won't raichu a sorry note tho
- go ahead call the cops / they cant unrape you
- Hey kids / there's a pidgey in my van
- may i pet your..... / kitten
- Yeah, I can dance / Bill Cosby taught me some moves
- BUTTERFREE UP YOUR SCHEDULE / CAUSE IMA BEEDRILLIN YOU ALL NIGHT.
- ay girl we gonna make a film / and its gonna staryu and me
- My Moves Are / Sleep Powder, Harden And POUND
- Ay GIrl / can i give you a slowpoke in your poke-center
- I don't need a twitter / Because I'm already following you
- sleep powder, lick / harden, pound
- Like a status within 6 seconds / Stalker level increase
- ayo gurl imma need a master ball up in here / cuz you playin hard to catch
- aye gurl / i can get you wet with out using surf
- Damn gurl / i bet you like to squirtle a little