Angry Arnold Meme Generator
Your phone says 1% at 4 pm, and the charger is in the other room, under a cushion, behind a cat. You do not walk there. You launch yourself, shouting internally, with the full force of a man who has seen the red battery icon.
Your girlfriend's dad's car pulls into the drive while you are still holding the last biscuit from the tin you were told to leave alone. You are twenty-six. Nobody has ever moved faster, and nobody ever will.
You are in a pub you don't know, three pints in, and the sign on the wall says "toilets" with an arrow that has clearly been put up by someone who hates you. You ask the room which way. Nobody answers.
Popcorn, film, ten minutes in. One piece of husk has lodged itself between two teeth and now runs the whole evening. You miss the plot. You do not miss the husk.
Why it caught on: the picture is a still of Arnold Schwarzenegger with his mouth wide open in a roar, set on a red background, and people captioned it with his famous shouted lines from his action films, such as "Get to the chopper!". It spread because the shout fits anything small and urgent, from a flat battery to a forbidden biscuit, and a line everyone already knows is easy to bend.
Best Angry Arnold posts
- and aaiii iaiii / Will always love you
- Battery at 1% / Get to the chargaahh
- put that cookie down.. / NOW!
- she is a he / get to the choppa !!!
- GIRLFRIENDS DAD COMES HOME / GET TO THE CHOPPER!
- phone battery at 1% / GET TO THE CHARGER
- YOUR BATHROOM / WHICH WAY!!!
- I CAN'T GET / THE POPCORN OUT OF MY TEETH
- this pregnancy is... / terminated
- Get down! / they're trying to take my tortillas!
- PHONE BATTERY AT 1% / GET TO THE CHARGA
- Took a shit / No toilet paper left
- that wasn't a fart / get to the bathroom now!!
- get your ass / to mars
- Get to the choppah!!!
- GAH / claymores
- $200 gym shoes? / did you already feed your kids & pay all the bills first?
- i got to the choppa / door was closed
- enough with the / patrick memes!!!!!
- 9:05 class canceled / doesn't send email but posts note on door