Anchorman Birthday Meme Generator
Your friend turns 30 and the group chat wakes up for the first time since the last birthday. Eleven people post "HBD!!" within the same minute, and nobody has any plan for the actual evening.
Someone at the office has a birthday, and the card goes round the desks. By the time it reaches you there is no space left, so you write "Cheers!" in the margin, squeezed vertically next to a stranger's signature.
You tell people your age out loud and it sounds wrong, like a number meant for somebody with a mortgage and a favourite hoover. The cake has too many candles to blow out in one go. You do it in three goes and a small cough.
A relative announces the year you were born as if it were last week. You stand there agreeing, doing sums in your head, and slowly realising that it was not last week at all.
Why it caught on: the picture shows Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, the moustached, burgundy-jacketed news anchor from the 2004 comedy *Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy*. His lines from the film, such as the Brazilian gigolos and the "I'm going to need you to..." speech, were made for birthday captions. People then added their own twists on ageing and passing years, and it spread because everyone is a year older every year.
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Best Anchorman Birthday posts
- I still remember 2016 / Like it was yesterday
- the coolest music ever always features / a 60-year-old white dude in a fedora going "how how how" into the guitar solo.
- i still remember 2014 / like it was yesterday
- Today's your birthday, huh? / i'm gonna send over some brazilian gigolos
- being 30 is like being 29 / but older
- I'm going to need you to take your opinion / and shove it waaay up inside your butthole
- HAPPY BIRTH DAY DANIEL / WELCOME TO THE DIRTY 30S CLUB
- Your AARP card is in the mail / Happy Birthday Neighbor
- Dr. Nick Petrovic / You Stay Classy
- GENERATION X / THE BABY BOOMERS CHEATED YOU OUT OF BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD / YOU STAY CLASSY
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY mark / stay classy you sexy beast
- Happy Birthday Meg / You Stay Classy
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY / YOU MAGNIFICENT CUNT
- cnn news / finally, a respected journalist
- Happy Birthday / CUNT
- Happy Birthday Matt! / Stay Classy You Sexy Bastard
- I wanna say something. I’m gonna put this out there if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. / You're kind of a big deal. Happy birthday jeni!!
- happy birthday / you handsome bastard
- Happy Birthday Alex / STAY CLASSY YOU SEXY BEAST