Almost Politically Correct Redneck Meme Generator
Your uncle starts a toast with "I'm the most open-minded person in this room". Everyone puts their forks down. You can hear the sentence changing direction before he gets to the second half.
The email from a colleague says "Happy to take feedback!" and the reply-all, three minutes later, makes it clear what kind of feedback. The "but" arrives in the same paragraph, like a bailiff.
At the work leaving do, someone says "no offence, but" and the room goes quiet. Everyone knows offence is already on its way, and that "no" was only a courtesy.
The apology comes with a bonus. "Sorry if you were upset" turns into "sorry you took it that way", then into a short speech about how you're quite sensitive. You came for an apology and left with a review.
Why it caught on: the picture shows a shirtless man with a long mullet and a beard, leaning on a red pickup truck with a straw in his mouth. People captioned it with a character who opens with a line of tolerance and then ruins it with the second half. The stereotype behind it is the bigoted, uneducated rural "redneck", and the joke was that the character gets the polite part right and the rest badly wrong. The two-line format was easy to copy, and everyone has heard a sentence go off the rails halfway.
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Best Almost Politically Correct Redneck posts
- i'm no racist, I don't make difference between black, asian, arab, jew ... / Or any other inferior race
- I FULLY SUPPORT MY SISTER'S ABORTION / STILL, WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO BE A DAD
- Homophobia / is for faggots
- So youre an atheist? I can respect that. / At least youre not a gay.
- SAVE THE ANIMALS! / so we have something to eat
- I love muslims / their women know their place
- I RESPECT ALL skin colours / black, yellow, brown, and normal
- people who use gay as an insult / are retarded
- So what if there aren't many black quarterbacks? / ain't niggers fault they ain't got fathers to teach 'em to throw
- i tolerate black people / as long as they score for my team
- i respect other peoples religions / even if they are wrong
- I'm no racist / when it comes to bang chicks
- meat eaters are vegetarians too / there's nothing like corn and mashed potatoes right next to a gtilled steak
- I am proud of our black president / but how proud is that niggah's owner
- i'm all for gay marriage / Lesbians are hot
- Don't use the word retard / it's offensive to brainless people
- a woman ain't jess a pair o' boobs / sometimes she also has a nice ass
- don't be ignorant toward asians / korean, chinese, and japanese are all the same
- people who call other folk gay / are faggots
- Please stop with the jokes about handicap people / they are lame