Albert Einstein Meme Generator
The group chat sends you a motivational quote about insanity being repetition. It has a wise face next to it and no source. You share it at work anyway, because it sounds like something a clever person would have said.
Your cousin failed one driving test and has told the story at every family gathering since, ending with "you know, the greats struggled too". Nobody has the heart to ask which greats.
A colleague explains the plan in a meeting, and it sounds mad. Eight months later it is the only plan that worked. You were the one rolling your eyes at the time, and you are now very interested in the quarterly numbers.
The pub quiz asks who came up with a famous equation. Four people at your table shout the same name at once, and not one of them could explain what the letters mean. You win the round anyway.
Why it caught on: the picture is a black-and-white portrait of the physicist Albert Einstein, white hair untamed, moustache full, hands clasped, gazing off to one side. He is the internet's shorthand for "genius", so his face was an obvious fit for jokes about intelligence, and for the endless stream of quotes wrongly credited to him. The picture is also cheerfully used for the myth that he failed maths, which he did not.
Best Albert Einstein posts
- So you have an iq of 179? / you work out e=mc² then
- i didn't say half of the shit / teachers tell you i said
- The thing about smart mother fuckers is / they sound like crazy mother fuckers to dumb mother fuckers!
- I FAILED MY PHYSICS EXAMS / THEN LATER I WON A NOBEL PRIZE
- Failure is success / in progress
- if you run naked round a tree at about 87 Km/h / there is a possibility of fucking yourself
- I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS GRAVITY / BUT IT WAS TOTALLY GRAVITY
- xnxxcom
- DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS / GO TO XNXX.cOm
- NUke / I am your father
- Few are those / WHO SEE WITH THEIR OWN EYES and feel with their own hearts.
- WHAT'd I say
- You don't have to be me to know / if it sounds too good to be true, most likely it is
- quantum entangle / my balls
- ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS ALIVE before he died
- estudos indicam que / tá foda!
- Only 3 things are infinite / the universe, human stupidity and candy crush requests - Einstein
- Don't be that nigga because / that nigga is a wack nigga
- "Blind belief in authority / Is the greatest enemy of truth"
- there are only two ways to live your life / One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.