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• LUCK / Is a concept made up by weak people to explain their failures
• Fishing: / It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something
• Went to the library for 1 book. Left with 20. / I regret nothing. the end.
• Tammy 2 / every time she laughs an angel dies
• Crying is only okay in two places: / funerals and the Grand Canyon.
• Never half-ass anything / Whole-ass everything
• this is a coupon / for a free moustache ride
• NO-ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO STOP A MAN / FROM SHOPPING AT BUNNINGS AFTER 7PM
• Note Taking / It's serious business
• Every year I give leslie the same present i give everyone: a crisp 20 dollar bill / And every year it means less and less
• we have a philosophical difference on what constitutes a "law"
• We have one activity planned / not getting killed.
• Trimming the fat off of a steak / is like stabbing an angel
• when people get to chummy with me i like to call them by the wrong name / to let them know i dont really care about them
• when people get to chummy with me i like to call them by the wrong name / to let them know i dont really care about them
• I'm Ron Swanson / And I approve of this messAge
• LAST TIME I CHECKED / THIS ISN'T COMMUNIST CHINA
• I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. best friend i ever had. / we still never talk sometimes
• Heat up the blade and stab your meat until it is cooked / That's how a man cooks
• if you're going to say something manly / Do it with a football in your hands