10guy Meme Generator
The boat is "moored", you say, and a man beside you at the marina says "so it's just parked in water?" Nobody speaks for a while. You stare at the sea, which now feels like a very wet car park.
You are in the shower with the conditioner when you decide that every spoon is also a tiny bowl with a handle. You are not sure what to do with this information. You shampoo again anyway.
Somebody asks what you want for dinner. You say "anything", then reject eleven suggestions with the confidence of a man who has been right about nothing and is only just getting started.
Your friend says he has a great idea for a business. It is a sandwich, but the filling is also a sandwich. You nod slowly. You have already started working out the price.
Why it caught on: the picture shows a young man with a heavy-lidded, slightly glazed look and a lopsided smile, and it was captioned as "10 Guy" because he looked as though he had taken ten of whatever he was on. People used it for deliberately daft, half-profound one-liners, such as "bicycles are just acoustic motorcycles" and "liquid zoo", which needed no setup. It spread because the face does all the work: put any stray thought under it and it reads as a revelation.
Best 10guy posts
- Let's go to the liquid zoo / You mean the aquarium?
- SONG NAME? / DARUDE-SANDSTORM
- If you give a man a hamburger, he will eat for a day / if you teach a man to hamburger he will live forever
- I'm pretty heavy / for my weight
- [Fart Sound] / bless you
- Do you diablo too? / No I diablo three
- dude, you have to listen / to this sandwich
- BICYCLES ARE JUST / ACOUSTIC MOTORCYCLES
- i think i was supposed / to be at work tomorrow
- Your penis is like / a marshmellow, crayon mushroom...
- roses are red, violets are blue / so call me maybe
- My neighbor / lives next door to me
- move out of the way / you're blocking the wifi
- birth / happy day
- I'm sorry / What were you saying before i saw those rice krispies
- 12:00 am / Dude, it's tomorrow
- My favorite number in the alphabet / is wednesday
- What if Xvideos / was a place?
- Rare mEdium or weLL done? / both
- Was the fruit orange / Discovered before the color?