"to stop a bad guy with a gun, it takes a good guy with a gun" / you mean the police? besides, who gave the bad guy the gun? santa? you flood our society with war weapons that you freely give away to any random stranger, and then you tell us we need to buy more weapons to defend? when exactly did you sell your soul to satan?
A Conspiracy Keanu meme.
Conspiracy Keanu is a still of Keanu Reeves as Ted in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), wide-eyed and mid-revelation. The meme took off in 2010 as a vehicle for paranoid, mind-bending questions: "What if we're all in a simulation and the glitches are déjà vu?" Captions start with "What if" and spiral into stoner-grade conspiracy theories. It's the meme for thoughts that feel profound at 3 a.m.