you tell by the looks that i'm a better man than scumbag steve, right? but how do you know? could be i beat up my wife behind closed doors while he works twelve ours a day to support his family. / you can't judge one's character when you know only 1% of it. it's like judging an ocean by the waves. 99% are only to be seen by those who hold their breath and go deep.
A The Most Interesting Man In The World meme.
The Most Interesting Man in the World is the bearded, silver-haired gentleman from Dos Equis beer's long-running ad campaign, played by actor Jonathan Goldsmith. In the ads he lived an impossibly legendary life and ended each one with "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." The meme keeps that sentence shape: "I don't always X, but when I do, I Y" - perfect for confessing an odd habit with total, effortless confidence.