What if I told you... / ...that obsessively posting pictures of your children on social media does not make them any more special than the other 8 billion people on Earth and, no, you are not the first person in all of human history to reproduce?
A What If I Told You meme.
What If I Told You uses Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus in The Matrix (1999), wearing his mirrored sunglasses as he offers Neo a hard truth. The caption starts with "What if I told you" and ends with a reveal that should be obvious but somehow isn't - that you can be happy without being on social media, or that the cake was the lie. It's the meme for mind-blowing statements, sincere or sarcastic.