what if I told you: if you are working for a secret service of any official nation / in the 21st century, you are no better than a jihadist. You are probably even worse, because you are equally malicious but slightly more intelligent and educated.
A What If I Told You meme.
What If I Told You uses Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus in The Matrix (1999), wearing his mirrored sunglasses as he offers Neo a hard truth. The caption starts with "What if I told you" and ends with a reveal that should be obvious but somehow isn't - that you can be happy without being on social media, or that the cake was the lie. It's the meme for mind-blowing statements, sincere or sarcastic.