I can't believe that The Hash Slinging Slasher will stalk us in the skyscraper. What's so great about obligatory death god joke? (What did you say?) Totoro was a death god all along? You'll expect Blumhouse to make the live action remake of My Neighbor Totoro / You're right: The movie's budget will be over $9 million. (Hey, we didn't paid $3.00 just to watch Dick Dastardly & Muttley to twerk on Satsuki & Mei's coffins. That's the worst Hash Slinging Slasher cosplayers we've ever seen.) Oh, boy. What a day. What's next? A zombie invasion?