Sometimes I would like to have a fit life / Then I remember that my life would be very boring, hungry, always fat, never thin
A Kermit The Frog Drinking Tea meme.
But That's None of My Business features Kermit the Frog sipping Lipton tea, from a 2014 Lipton commercial. The format is passive-aggressive: the top line points out someone else's questionable choice, and the bottom line adds "but that's none of my business" as Kermit takes a sip. It's the meme for side-eye commentary - judging quietly while pretending not to judge at all.