Do you want *cough-cough* covid-19? / Because *cough-cough* that's how you get covid-19
A Archer meme.
Archer is Sterling Archer, the vain, reckless secret agent of the animated spy comedy Archer. His recurring line - "Do you want X? Because that's how you get X." - became the template: "Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants." It's the meme for snarky cause and effect.