Since Sonic the Hedgehog fanbase would deteriorate like a cancer patient, Sega will replace their mascot with a cyborg magical girl. (laughs) Will they be going to fast for them? How's this? What the? How the? Sega's new mascot? Do it again. / They'll put a dash of Athena Asamiya, A cup of Cyborg 009, A tablespoon of a K-Pop singer, add a headphone, and swirl. They'll dye her hair darker shade of blue, Now tie her hair with odango hair. What'll be that make? Sega's new mascot to replace Sonic!
A Push it Somewhere Else Patrick meme.
Push It Somewhere Else Patrick comes from a SpongeBob SquarePants episode where Patrick Star proposes his solution to a crisis: "Why don't we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else?" The meme shows Patrick explaining an obviously bad plan with total confidence - usually a problem moved rather than solved. It's the meme for brilliant ideas that aren't.