What if I told you... What if I told you that the Gray aliens are obsessed with long and slender objects. They consider anything, be it a finger, an animal tail, an animal muzzle, the crescent moon. Anything that is long and slender, they consider a phallus. Many humans feel this way as well, probably because they were not breast fed as a child. They see baby bottles as members as well. - What If I Told You
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