what if i told you / just because your kid is into stuff generally made for people of the opposite gender, doesn't mean your kid needs a sex change?
A What If I Told You meme.
What If I Told You uses Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus in The Matrix (1999), wearing his mirrored sunglasses as he offers Neo a hard truth. The caption starts with "What if I told you" and ends with a reveal that should be obvious but somehow isn't - that you can be happy without being on social media, or that the cake was the lie. It's the meme for mind-blowing statements, sincere or sarcastic.