Awkward Seal - when allah says you can't eat or drink until night but you live at the north pole and it won't be dark for 6 months
Awkward Seal
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Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
  
13
when people still believed the world was flat, and the sun was much smaller than the earth, it was possible to believe the sun set in a muddy pond.

But then people sailed around the world, and invented telescopes and they calculated the sun's size and distance from the earth....and all the smart Muslims renounced Islam and its fake news.
Suddenly, after this science was confirmed, Islamic scholars started coming up with reasons why surah 18;86 didn't mean what it says, and actually means different stuff.
How come nobody needed to "re-define" those surah's when the world was still thought to be flat??????

Anonymous1658630542

3 years ago
-13
@Anonymous-689441982
um, because people didn't realize they had to? do you not understand the words you're writing?

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
10
So what you are saying, is that when the SCIENCE, facts and truth exposed the stupid garbage statement in the Quran (of the sun setting in a pond), is THAT was the moment Islam discovered it had to come up with some big, twisted argument or justification to those old surahs. So now the justification is that Allah did mean to say what he said, and this NEW interpretation is what he really meant to say.

Yeah.. I really believe those surahs were perfectly good for the first 800 years or more, but suddenly, with telescopes, calculus, advanced geometry and SPACE geometry and measurements... suddenly those good old surahs needed some NEW translations to keep them alive.

Just let that old dog die and bury it. It's time to move into the brave new world of science, truth, facts and to let go of fairy tales, magic, and invisible Gods (Allah) who can never get rid of any infidels with his own hands, but he needs stupid humans to do the job?
WTF? is Allah THAT POWERLESS?

You say he created the Universe, but then WHY did he create 6 Billion Holy infidels and only 1.6 billion Muslims?

Why did Allah give all the good farmland and clean water to the Holy infidels? Why did he put the Muslims in the desert if the loves them?

Why did Allah give all the good inventions to the world, thru the minds of the Holy infidels?

Every page of every Quran was printed by machines that were invented by HOLY infidels!!!

Every shirt, dress, shoes, and hats were sewed or woven on machines invented by the HOLY infidels.

Every time "Call to Prayer" is broadcast in the streets, it's done with ELECTRONIC machines invented by the HOLY infidels.

Look at the nations of the world. Who is blessed and who is cursed?

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
10

Why don't Germans, Swedes, French or Brits all try to move to Pakistan? Why do Muslims run away from Muslim lands to live in the HOLY Infidel lands?

So you should LEAVE Islam behind you, and join the NEW religion in your new lands! Islam makes everything WORSE.
If Islam is so wonderful, then you should live in Yemen, Bangladesh, Pakistan. GTFO of Europe, Canada, USA, UK, Australia, etc.

Anonymous1658630542

3 years ago
-9
@Anonymous-689441982
Trust me, you don't want to start making a geopolitical / historical argument when all you've got to offer is bigotry.

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3 years ago
-14
@Anonymous1658630542
He is the dumbest piece of shit on planet Earth. Just ignore this miserable "human".

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
  
13
islam only exists as long as idiots keep defending stupid lies.
The sun can never set anyplace on earth because the earth would melt. The earth is not flat, but the reasoning of islam is the thing that is flat.

Anonymous1658630542

3 years ago
-12
@Anonymous-689441982
the "setting" of the sun is a metaphor. of course it never can "set" anywhere on the earth. you have a shaky grasp of how science works and no grasp of how language works. you also don't know, and can't infer, the "reasoning" of Islam by reading a shoddy translation of 18:86, so your grasp of how simple reasoning works seems to be even worse.

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
9
@Anonymous1658630542
The setting sun was a METAPHOR? It was not a metaphor until after we invented telescopes, sailed around the earth, and used mathematics to calculate the size/shape of the earth and sun, and to calculate the distance from the sun.
Suddenly those embarassing words in surah 18;86 had to be "re-translated" (excused) as some kind of "metaphor" or it would prove there is no such thing as Mr. Allah.

Oh the HORROR of science and real knowledge disproving the Quran. We cannot allow truth to defeat Islam. We must become word-weasels and wiggle our way out of this, we must use PRETZEL-twisted-logic to save our ass.

Anonymous154634776

3 years ago
-7
@Anonymous-689441982
the "setting sun" is RIGHT NOW a metaphor. It's an English metaphor, though, and appears nowhere in the Qu'ran. If you want to argue against a passage in the Qu'ran, 1) try to refer to what the Qu'ran actually says, 2) learn to argue. I'm serious. Observe people like "The Atheist Experience" with some degree of humility. 3) Stop being a dick. You've probably converted more people to Islam than you've convinced against it, just because you're such a dick. You're like a dick inside a dick, you're so full of yourself. You're not that competent. Realizing that will go a long way in improving your competence.

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
  
11
That is the simple proof that there is no such thing as "Allah".

If there really was "Allah", then he should know how the planet really works. Islam is evil and stupid, and it needs to be outlawed and all the muslims around the world need to be sent to the middle east forever.

Anonymous1658630542

3 years ago
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@Anonymous-689441982
you should look up what "non sequitur" means.

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
  
10
Islam creates Muslims who are all a bunch of ignorant FEARFUL SNOWFLAKES who fight against the truth.

Those snowflakes close their ears and cover their eyes so they won't have to absorb the real truth= Islam is fake news.

Anonymous154634776

3 years ago
-10
@Anonymous-689441982
snowflakes don't have ears or eyes. they are formed from tiny pieces of dust or pollen that come into contact with water vapor high in the atmosphere. The water vapor freezes around the particle forming the "seed" around which the snowflake will form. This proves your non-muslim ignorance. Also, Islam is approximately 1400 years old, and therefore is hardly "news".

Anonymous1720970567

3 years ago
  
9
fuck Islam

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3 years ago
  
9
so tru tho

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
  
8
Islam is from outer space because it came from Uranus.

Mohammad was a pedophile- (just ask his 6yr old wife.)

What idiot bans sausages but not slavery?

Anonymous1465477225

3 years ago
-12
@Anonymous-689441982
You call Muhammad "An idiot" go fuck jour mom you sand nigger

Anonymous1599638181

3 years ago
  
7
Woah, lotś of comments.

Anonymous555995466

3 years ago
  
5
Hahahaha

Anonymous555995466

3 years ago
8
That was a lot of great posts that expose the lies of islam. It was funny to see the pathetic support of islam vs the scientific support of real world facts.
I agree.
Islam is fake news.

Anonymous-1343818942

2 years ago
  
4
I read all the comments, and must agree that Islam is fake, Allah does NOT exist, and Muslims run away from science every time it proves the Islam is a lie.

Mememaker69420

3 years ago
  
3
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Mememaker69420

3 years ago
  
3
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Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
  
3
The two arctic regions (where it stays daylight for 6 months at a time), adds up to about 1/5th (20%) of the surface of the earth.

That's a LOT of area for Allah to overlook, eh? And the scientific proof, shows that the earth sometimes flips the axis-polar regions, sometimes as often as 20-50k thousand years.
The number of times that living humans in the middle east may have ended up living in the 6 month daylight zone since the estimated time of modern humans, can be as much as 20-40 times in that time period.

And since Mr. Allah is supposed to be "eternal" and have perfect knowledge of everything...this is easy, absolute proof there is no such thing as "Allah".

Anonymous154634776

3 years ago
-12
@Anonymous-689441982
the 6 month daylight zone is not that large and mostly unpopulated. To say it's anything but is using a pathetically loose description of "daylight". Also you look pretty stupid confusing the magnetic poles with the "Earth's axis of rotation" poles. Lastly, you don't know how Ramadan actually works. Try talking to an observant Muslim. Try to be brave. I know it can feel scary sometimes.

marioboi

2 years ago
  
3
the world is flat stupid

irissiri

2 years ago
  
3
stupid "allah stuff

gideonmememaker

one year ago
  
2
Akward seal lives in the north pole :)

Anonymous1042184742

3 years ago
  
1
DEAD XD

Anonymous668705388

2 years ago
  
0
hes fucked up

Anonymous-392304000

3 years ago
  
-11
About every 15 seconds this piece of shit post is getting upvotes. Obvious troll is obvious. Oh and my comment will be downvoted obviously.

Anonymous154634776

3 years ago
  
-14
... or Allah just knew that there were relatively few muslim dinosaurs. also, if you have a walk-in freezer in your house, does that mean you have to live in it in order for your house to be considered a place that you inhabit and control?

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
10
An entire industry of "Islamic" apologists & supporters desperately tries to find ways to justify the Quran with discoveries of SCIENCE in the Quran. It is pathetic.

They never needed to justify the "setting sun" crap until the rest of the world had the solid science to double check the bullshit, and suddenly, the bullshit had to be changed into a GOLD COIN in the manure pile.

The Ramadan fasting rules of NOT being able to eat or drink anything until it's dark, falls apart at both arctic regions. Suddenly, Islamic scholars come up with clever new ways to justify Islam's "turds in the punchbowl".

Anonymous1658630542

3 years ago
-7
@Anonymous-689441982
the "setting" (it's a metaphor - first, check what that word means, second, remember that it appears nowhere in the Qu'ran) you refer to is about time, not place. You may say that there is no such thing as sunset because "if Mohammad were in outer space", but you are ridiculously wrong to conclude that sunset does not exist.

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3 years ago
  
-14
You thought Muslims are the only ones who fast and Christians, Jews, Buddhists and Hindus never fast? Too bad you ignorant asshole.

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
14
@dsfgsdfgsdfgsdfg
Lots of people & religions do fastings, but infidel Islam is the only one that says you can't eat or drink until dark.

The "Darkness rule" is the part where Mr. Allah falls apart, because large parts of the earth keep daylight for 6 full months.

How come Mr. Allah didn't know this simple truth? If Mr. Allah was real, then he WOULD have said, "you cannot eat or drink for 10 or 12 hours". That would have made sense...but NOOoooo. It's based upon sunshine existing at your location, and as we all know, the poles don't behave like the Middle Eastern latitudes. Mr Allah does not exist.
The Quran was the mental invention of Pedohammad.

Anonymous154634776

3 years ago
  
-15
... or Allah just knew there weren't too many muslims living in the middle of the Arctic Ocean.

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
6
But the imaginary Allah and the story book (Quran) says that Islam & Muslims will inhabit & control every earthly place.
And don't forget, that BOTH poles have FOSSILS and real evidence that those places used to be WARM and nice.

Science also shows that the earth's magnetic poles, as well as the axis tilt, does flip flops from time to time, and the poles will eventually be in the warm zone, and the middle east will be either at the north pole or the south pole.
Any REAL "Allah" would know this stuff, because a REAL Allah would be the one who is doing it, eh?
This is just more real proof that Allah is not real, which means Mohammad Lied about everything, and the Quran is Mohammad's outer space book because it came from Uranus.

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
8
Quran/Allah/Muhammad is SOOoo FUCKING stupid, it says the SUN SETS in a MUDDY pond (on earth), and Muslim "scholars" go thru all kinds of excused trying to fix that stupid verse.
Sun Set in a Muddy Spring? (Surah 18:86)

Hey you fools. The sun never rises nor does it set. as it is a FREE FLOATING object in space and the earth is orbiting it.
Any REAL God (Allah) would know this stuff. But Mohammad was just a stupid man who only observed the sun from his position on the earth. If Mohammad was in outer space and could see the sun never touched the earth, then Mohammad would have created different sunset verses.
This is more proof that Mohammad never got words from Allah and just invented everything about Islam & Allah, etc.

Anonymous1658630542

3 years ago
-9
@Anonymous-689441982
the earth's axis does not do "flip flops from time to time". do you even lift books?

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
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@Anonymous1658630542
Were you born stupid or did you work hard at it?

Yes, the earth most certainly has been proven to do flip flops of it's axis, and part of that evidence are the FOSSILS that prove the poles USED to be WARM.
You don't get a WARM region by staying under the ice.

You don't grow trees under the permafrost. But hey, you're a Muslim and you'll believe anything Pedohammad's Krappan tells you to believe.

Anonymous1658630542

3 years ago
-8
@Anonymous-689441982
The fossils at the poles have nothing to do with the earth's rotational axis "flipping". Zero. You have no idea what you are talking about.

Anonymous-689441982

3 years ago
10
Gee,... fossils of moderate weather type of trees at the poles have nothing to do with axis tilt? What coloring book did you get YOUR degree from?

Vast coal, carbon and methane deposits in the permafrost must be proof that nothing ever grew there, eh?
Try telling your krap to somebody who did NOT go for a university degree in geology, and maybe they'll believe you. My speciality is the earth sciences, and I'll bet your specialty is the Quran? Right?
I'll bet you don't even know about the warm water lakes and rivers under the ice in Antarctica (warmed by volcanic activity) and some of those UNDER ice regions are warmer than +60F. With melted caverns over 500ft tall over those warm water regions, but still under the ice.
The earth has amazing secrets and strange history that Mohammad & his Quran never dreamed of.

Anonymous1658630542

3 years ago
8
@Anonymous-689441982
fossils are proof that something grew there - part of learning to argue to be able to identify the arguments your opponent is making.
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