firefighters stopped by my class last week, with tips on how to prevent fires around the home. they asked us to come up with our own prevention tip, and take a picture of us performing it. best idea wins a free junior firefighter's helmet. / i chose to burn down the house of the idiot down the street that insists on setting off illegal fireworks every time his football team scores, putting my and other neighbors' houses in danger of catching fire. that damn helmet is as good as mine!
A Disaster Girl meme.
Disaster Girl is a photo of a young girl smiling knowingly at the camera while a house burns behind her. It was taken in 2004 in North Carolina - the fire was a controlled training exercise - and the girl, Zoë Roth, later sold the original as an NFT. Captions cast her as the mischievous mastermind behind every catastrophe, from burnt toast to company-wide email chains.