"yeah, i'm going to need you to be a little more enthusiastic when you say 'yes'" / or else they'll charge me with rape.
A Office Space That Would Be Great meme.
That Would Be Great is Gary Cole as Bill Lumbergh, the passive-aggressive boss in Office Space (1999), holding a coffee mug. His line - "Yeah... if you could just X, that would be great" - is the template for polite-sounding demands. It's the meme for bosses, coworkers and anyone asking for unreasonable things nicely.