if you would stop having to know every detail about what everybody in the office is doing / that'd be great, brown nose
A That would be great meme.
That Would Be Great is Bill Lumbergh, the coffee-holding boss from Office Space (1999), whose requests sound polite and are anything but. Captions start with "Yeah, if you could..." and end with "that would be great." It's the meme for passive-aggressive asks at work and at home.