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Carl Spackler - My husband tried to kill me with a screwdriver, I'm getting divorced after just a year, I'm homeless, I have the first yeast infection in my whole life, I start school tomorrow, and the massage studio forgot my appointment  but a homeless guy said I have a nice ass. So I've got that going for me which is nice.

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