Carl Spackler - My husband tried to kill me, I'm getting divorced after just a year, I'm homeless, my new long distance boyfriend sleeps all day and the massage studio forgot my appointment  but a homeless guy said I have a nice ass. So I've got that going for me which is nice.

My husband tried to kill me, I'm getting divorced after just a year, I'm homeless, my new long distance boyfriend sleeps all day and the massage studio forgot my appointment but a homeless guy said I have a nice ass. So I've got that going for me which is nice. - Carl Spackler

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