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storytime jesus - LEVITICUS 11:7-8 READS: AND THE SWINE, THOUGH HE DIVIDE THE HOOF, AND BE CLOVENFOOTED, YET HE CHEWETH NOT THE CUD IN OTHER WORDS DON'T EAT A HAM SANDWICH

LEVITICUS 11:7-8 READS: AND THE SWINE, THOUGH HE DIVIDE THE HOOF, AND BE CLOVENFOOTED, YET HE CHEWETH NOT THE CUD IN OTHER WORDS DON'T EAT A HAM SANDWICH - storytime jesus

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storytime jesus - So, I was like, "I'm the Son of God" and they were like, "No way!" And then I was like, "Yahweh."

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storytime jesus - So I Was Like, "I'm the Son of god" and they were like, "No way" And I was like, "YahWeh"

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storytime jesus - And thats how I became the fresh prince of bel air

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storytime jesus - god hates...nobody get over it

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storytime jesus - so then isis burned a guy alive and the president said it was my fault

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storytime jesus - So I walk into the church and i'm like wtf are all of you doing in my house?

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