when you try to fart and accidentally shit, its called a "shart" / What is it called when you try to shit but only fart?
A Philosoraptor meme.
Philosoraptor is a drawing of a velociraptor resting its claw against its chin, deep in thought. Originally a T-shirt design by LonnieMachin, it became an advice animal in 2008. Captions are shower thoughts, paradoxes and wordplay: "If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?" It's the meme for questions that make you stop and think, or at least sound like they should.