I let my girlfriend go to the bathroom first in the morning / so she warms up the toilet seat
A Confession Bear meme.
Confession Bear is a photo of a sad-looking black bear lying in grass, looking off into the distance. It's the advice animal for confessing secrets, embarrassing habits and unpopular opinions that you'd never say out loud otherwise. Captions are anonymous admissions, often guilty or surprisingly honest. The bear's face says the confession costs something.