I shit you not 9 months before I was born / I went to a party with my dad, and left with my mom.
A drunk baby 1 meme.
Drunk Baby is a photo of a baby with heavy, half-closed eyes and a dazed look, as if waking up after a long night. Captions narrate a baby's ordinary life as a wild party: crying until someone brings a drink, blacking out mid-afternoon, waking up with no idea where your socks went. It's the meme for imagining a toddler's day as a hangover.