your seat bottom cushion can be used as a flotation device. Pull the cushion from the seat, slip your arms into the straps, and hug the cushion to your chest / ain't nobody got time for that!
A Ain't Nobody got time fo that meme.
Ain't Nobody Got Time for That is Kimberly "Sweet Brown" Wilkins, who gave a memorable news interview in 2012 after escaping an apartment fire. Her line became a catchphrase for refusing anything too tedious, complicated or slow. Captions describe the task and then dismiss it in her words. It's the meme for impatience and skipping the hard way.