You have summoning sicknerss. You can't attack on the first turn!
A Picard Wtf meme.
Picard WTF is Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation, arms flung wide in exasperated disbelief. Captions describe the moments that leave you speechless - a nonsensical rule, a baffling decision, a bug that fixed itself. It's the meme for "what is going on here?"