i pick my nose / and wipe the boogers on the nearest piece of furniture
A Confession Bear meme.
Confession Bear is a photo of a sad-looking black bear lying in grass, looking off into the distance. It's the advice animal for confessing secrets, embarrassing habits and unpopular opinions that you'd never say out loud otherwise. Captions are anonymous admissions, often guilty or surprisingly honest. The bear's face says the confession costs something.