Put food in microwave / walk back to trash can to figure out how long to cook it for
A Foul Bachelor Frog meme.
Foul Bachelor Frog is a frog standing upright on a teal color wheel, the advice animal for gross, lazy bachelor living. Captions describe eating cereal from a pot, using a towel as a plate, wearing the same socks for days. It's the meme for living alone without standards - and being proud of it.