"Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened / Hurry to the bathroom I must."
A Advice Yoda Gives meme.
Advice Yoda is the Jedi master from Star Wars, offering wisdom in his trademark backward grammar. Captions rearrange modern advice into Yoda-speak: "Text her back you must not." The fun is in reading ordinary tips in his voice. It's the meme for life lessons, real or ridiculous.